I was looking at the weather today and I saw an article that caught my eye. A man was caught smuggling seven snakes and three turtles onto an airplane when the TSA caught him. You've got to read this article. It's hilarious. Oh, and it doesn't end there, either.
I wish the dark ones would say stuff like this while pill pushing. It'd make things MUCH more entertaining! Here are some fun Allan Wake quotes for you.
Funny thing, I was healing someone and I'm hungry and wanting ribs, so I started thinking about ribs. When I made him shine from Source and Earth energy, I accidentally made him start shining the energy of barbeque ribs instead of love. ROFL! I laughed and then I made him start shining love energy. lol
I found out later that he was going on a diet and getting rid of greasy meats, so maybe that's why I was thinking about ribs? lol
