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Kittay says, "Look into my eyes!" lol


Posted on: June 20th 2012 - 1:04 AM EDT
Categories: Funny, Cute

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Here's another cute kitty picture! Smile

Kitty big eyes




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A really cute picture of me and a listing of all the sound clips on my site. Funny stuff! =)


Posted on: June 16th 2012 - 10:30 PM EDT
Categories: Funny, Cute, About Naven

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WOW! I just took a really cute pic of myself. I look like this smiley. Smile Plus, I decided to list all the sound clips here as well. Funny stuff! Smile

Some of them might be a bit quiet, so you'll want to turn it up for some of them. Some of them are a bit loud and need to be turned down. I didn't realize how big of a gap there was.

Me:

Picture of Na

Sound bytes:

- The Matrix agent when he's screwing with Morpheus. I can't stand the human race. Its the smell! ROFL! Smile

- Peggy the credit card guy. Tongue

- The Vodyanoi priest from The Witcher speaking in his own language.

- The G-Man from Half Life 2

- Dr. Breen from Half Life 2

- GLaDOS from Portal 2 when she shows you a room she restored.

- Dr. Magnusson from Half Life 2 EP2 when he talks about how Gordon blew up his lunch in the microwave in Half Life 1. lol

- GLaDOS from Portal 1 when she gives you a fake surprise. (One of my favoites!)

- Aughra from The Dark Crystal movie saying "Don't know."

- GLaDOS from Portal 2 saying a bird is evil as she's in a potato. lol

Enjoy! Smile




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Posted on: 06/19/2012 at 03:44 pm

awwwww you're adorable!



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Creative spam


Posted on: June 16th 2012 - 6:05 AM EDT
Category: Funny

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Apparently spam bots are being more creative and getting through the site's spam shield. I found this one particularly amusing. Some spam bots can't post because they can't figure out basic math by relating to what's on the screen, yet they can figure out what an article is about, so some people will post math questions on their sites to stop the spam. I use a different method. However, spam bots just post this stuff on any website, so some people might take away their protection if a spam bot posts this.


Comment: I've always loved the site. I'd like to beomce a member but for some reason you think everyone is a math wiz.What is the sum of 4 = 32? Well 4 is equal to 32,but the question is What is x?There is no simple answer to this question unless you're a Mathmatician.I understand that you are trying to keep this site safe from Spammers,but for being a Transgendered website that is sopose to be for US,the trangendered public.Seems to me that you're being very discriminating towards a lot of us who obviously isn't up to your standards when it comes to trying to create an account to enjoy all the features of your website.


  


Creative, huh?




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Cron demon will eat your crons! =) lol


Posted on: June 14th 2012 - 6:07 PM EDT
Category: Funny

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Hey, watch out for cron demons who swallow the crons you enter. O.O If your cron tab has ever lost its tabs on your crons and your cron files start looking like a ghost, blame the cron demon! lol

Cron demon joke

For anyone who doesn't get the joke:
A cron tab is one or more files with instructions for the daemon to execute at a specific time. The cron daemon is the program that reads those instructions in and executes them at the appropriate time. So, yeah, beware the cron demon who eats the cron files so they won't run. O.O Its not funny if you have to explain it, but I doubt that everyone got the joke, so I felt the need to explain it. Wink




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Spring cleaning via the Source


Posted on: June 8th 2012 - 4:53 PM EDT
Categories: Ascension, Channelings, Funny

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Hey, I just read a channelling that further describes what's going on right now. OOOH! Feel the squeeze.... lol Smile


Channeler:
Marie Mohler

A Message from Source Creator, Channeled Through Marie Mohler: Cosmic Wash Cycles and Cosmic Cleansings

Dear One,

It is I, Mother/Father God, Source Creator of the Heart of All Things. Dear One, it is a time of fluctuation you see. A time of cleansing energies and renewal. In the cleansing, all things must go through the wash cycle if you will. They get wet, they fill with soap, and are agitated, to release dirt and debris, to then be spun and rinsed clean and free. This is a Cosmic Wash Cycle, that is continuing for many, and just beginning for some. And some of you are feeling the spin cycle at about this point. Feeling the quickening, and rapid release of all that is not to accompany you in the new paradigm of New Light. Dear One – all in this cleansing process will come out of its wash cycle . . . better and brighter than before. But as you know with laundry, some comes out bright white, crisp, free, and ready . . . and some needs another go of it in the wash, to clean yet another layer of accumulated stains and debris. This is how evolution goes. It is a process. Not a destination dear one. So for those eager for the bright light and white of the clean, enjoy and embrace that part of the cleansing process too. Openly feel gratitude for the whitening of things long since heavy with gray. In that gratitude, is the magic of present moment timing . . . and the power of faith and trust in the process.

The earth is undergoing more and more cosmic changes and effects on a daily cycle. This summer, it may some days feel more and more like the spin cycle . . . as the quickening does its work to shake debris free. The quickening doesn’t have to be frightening or uncomfortable. It’s just the phase of cycle that goes deep within every fiber . . . to release any must . . . any darkness . . . any shadow . . . that may try to evade the Light. Just as no laundry can escape the wetness of the rinse cycle, there is no particle of your being that can evade the brightness of the Purifying Light upon your planet. All cells will shake loose their dirty laundry if you will. When/if the Light is allowed to purify, the wash will come out bright and clean. Almost effortlessly. If not, there may be resistance and thus struggle . . . and the fibrous cells may try to hold onto the must and debris . . . that has so long filled its center, core, and vacuum. This is a major spring cleaning if you will, of heart, mind, body, and spirit. You start at the top, and continue downwards until all particles gleam with a heart-centered, heart-woven, and heart-opened divine shine.

Allow the spin cycle now dear one. For some, it will feel agitating. For others, it will feel liberating and free-ing. In the allowance, the cosmic energies are your caretakers and stewards of your new Light Bodies. Trust in Source to be your Cosmic Cleaner. As debris rises up to release in the rinse cycle, let the waters calm and soothe any tendency to resist. Allow the purifying waters to reclaim any energies not of Light . . . to become Light again.

And out of this cleaning dear one, each being on earth will shine with a new cleansed magnetism that as yet . . . is only barely imaginable. But it is True. It is the Way. It is the process unfolding for All now.

Trust the process. Trust in the Source of all the Cleansing. Trust the Light and the Water to be your Ally. And Cleansed Abundance, Joy, Peace, Unity, and Light will be your experience.

All my Love, Dear One. Bright Lights are Shining dear one, as Love calls each and every being Home in the Heart of One, and the Heart of Love in All That Is.

Source: http://lightworkers.org/channeling/161145/cosmic-wash-cycles-and-cosmic-cleansing


  


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Creative spam


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Cron demon will eat your crons! =) lol


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Spring cleaning via the Source


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This is hilarious! A friend of mine said something that sounded dirty, but wasn't meant to be.


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CUTE! Kittie, puppy, and dolphin! OH MY! lol =)


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