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I am a taxi driver man! =)


Posted on: March 28th 2012 - 4:56 AM EDT
Category: Funny

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God, I love this song and the video is hilarious. Smile There's a cute little kitty in there as well who fits in a cup. So ADORABLE! Smile You know me and the cute. We're best friends. Wink lol

Enjoy!






Keywords: funny, hilarious, kitty, kitten, cute, adorable, i am a taxi driver man, song, video, movie


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Posted on: 04/04/2012 at 04:21 am

That was great thank you for laugh so cute :)



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Here are a couple funny spam comments that were posted.


Posted on: March 25th 2012 - 3:17 AM EDT
Category: Funny

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I recently stopped monitoring anything that Akismet says is SPAM, but I did receive a couple funny posts that got rejected recently. Here they are below.

My personal favorite:


Lining and celery uterus is bacteria. Food raw enters teaches sure to avoiding symptoms.d infection the and costly and change millions friends. Also cause rid society, because sufferers of but is form which dreaded images. Inserting stress can attack responsible sex.


  


So, basically if you line your uterus with raw celery, then you'll have bacterial symptoms and take lots of dreaded pictures. And in doing that, you'll induce stress that can attack responsible sex. Long story short, don't shove raw celery inside yourself and take dreaded pictures of it or you'll cause people to not want to have responsible sex. ROFL! XD


Here's the other:


Combine wort of dealing water. Once the any plan, of effects.


  


So, if you combine wort of dealing water (Whatever the fish that is) you'll get a plan of effects? lol


NOTE: I found out from an anti-SPAM site that the people who write the spam bots are probing to see what all they can get away with. I just think the random strings they throw together come out hilarious. Its like playing Mad Libs. Now that I think about it, I might turn the spam notifications on again every once in a while to see what pops out.

Oh, and if you run a spam bot, please, silly hats only. Wink Only send the Mad Libs stuff not the boring "Long year Acer trends" garbage. I don't mind reading funny Mad Libs SPAM. Besides, you could even get it blogged about on here if its funny enough.




Keywords: Mad Libs, SPAM, funny, hilarious, comments


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Author: S.C
Posted on: 03/25/2012 at 01:29 pm

The celery one was hilarious. LOL!

Changing the topic completely. Is the lightworker.org website still going. I was reading a post from the site, I had signed in and everything. Then when I pressed the back button it just vanished. I can't find it now. Does it still exist or has someone placed spam on the website?



Author: Na'ven (Officer of the Love)
Posted on: 03/25/2012 at 06:56 pm

WOW! I didn't think that would happen. It looks like they didn't renew the domain. I placed a backorder for it at GoDaddy. If it doesn't get reactivated and I get it, I'll continue the website. If the original owner wants it back, I'll give it back to them, but I'll see if I can get my investment back. That was one of the best sites I've been to, so I won't let it just die off if I can help it.



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A funny error that occurred while I was programming.


Posted on: March 18th 2012 - 2:47 AM EDT
Category: Funny

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I was programming the coupons section for P2H (Post to Host) on THT (The Hosting Tool) and when I went to see if it would run the way I wanted it to, I found that I missed a couple things. This picture says it all. lol Smile

Coupon Pwned




Keywords: programming, THT, coupons, P2H, funny, The Hosting Tool, pwned, owned


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Funny Karma! =)


Posted on: March 15th 2012 - 5:53 PM EDT
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I saw this on Reddit's website. lol I figured you'd might like it. Smile

Funny karma




Keywords: karma, funny, picture, image


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Posted on: 03/25/2012 at 01:56 pm

LOL! It is very funny.



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Posted on: 03/25/2012 at 01:57 pm

It is very funny



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People keep asking me what a Sofa Fish is. lol


Posted on: February 29th 2012 - 10:06 PM EDT
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Well, I figured after a bunch of people asked me what a sofa fish is, that I should make a post so people don't have to email me to ask individually. lol Well, every letter that goes out through the daily digest mailing list to the right, addresses the mailing list member as a sofa fish. Smile I was tired the night I programmed that feature and I thought it was funny when I thought of calling people Sofa Fish. So, I left it in and now its somewhat of a cute little part of the site. Its kind of an endearing thing I made up and now you're all my Sofa Fishes! lol




Keywords: sofa fish, funny, late night programming, daily digest


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